new age koan

Just stretched my arm to take the drink Jorge poured out and there came in Bhogananda with that gleam in his eyes, like a peninsula : Fouzia to the West, Anupama closely hugging him from behind, and on his left hand was a Girl from Bengal.
"If you are enlightened, do you think you can check email without an internet connection? If yes, how does it compare to a 256 kbps modem connection?"
As i stood there blinking translingually, Bhoga reached out for my glass, emptied it, certainly gave me a smile, and started walking away, followed by the neighbouring Oceans, which too turned slowly, lookng at me with a smile that certainly makes one feel like a tiny l'll grass boy on whose blades an elephant just shat after a nasty meal of i wouldn't want to know what. Then...
Then bhoga suddenly turned around, the smile gone from his eyes, and showed me the finger. But then, it was seen that there was no finger. On the spot, The monk was Enlightened Beyond All Repair (ENBAR).